This is pretty funny, you can find it here:
https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474414897&sr=8-1&keywords=uranium+ore
Reader Thomas called my attention to this product on Amazon, where you can buy anything, as well as the top comment about it. (If you must have it, and it costs $39.95, click on the screenshot.)
Some of the other comments are also funny.
Here is another product you might be interested in produced by the same company if you are looking for an out of this world experience.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FVUKKO/ref=s9_acsd_hps_bw_c_x_1
Thanks!